WARNING:
****CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE****
****HANDLE WITH CARE****
contents:
loves big, dreams bigger. talks freely, giggles often. mildly neurotic, intensely passionate. confident but broken, burn and you'll get scorched. trusts easily, but builds wall. chaotic and disorganized. starts lots, finishes little. inquisitive and stubborn. inherently strong, unbearably fragile. artistically inclined, musically defeated. fiesty and opinionated. consistently restless.
for proper use, please adhere to the following directions to avoid unnecessary explosions and/or painful results:
needs blackberry to breathe. must be connected at all times. constant attention necessary, as well as adequate space. needs to be appreciated and respected with honesty and love. must have music streaming and paintbrush ready. no outlets cause for immediate chaos.
consequences of improper handling:
extreme trauma. explosions, small or large will definitely ensue. tears and uncontrolled heartbreak will lead to fire. puncturing will cause undue harm to any and all within vicinity.
other important information:
has a weakness for kind eyes and cheesecake. considers talking to be one of life's greatest pleasures. has a tendency to play with fire, regardless of the risks of being burned. thinks babies remind us that innocence is brilliant and God has a plan. is a firm believer in retail therapy and the healing power of cute animals. addicted to many inanimate objects, including, but not limited to: blackberry, console gaming, HDtv, computers and open standards.
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